If you buy these go hit yourself in the face with a hammer because that’s about how smart you really are.  I haven’t seen such a pile of shit t-shirt program since  well yesterday on another hypeshit post.

What the fuck are you talking about Hypebeast? an ode to streetwear’s favorite color? once again you have no fucking idea what’s going on, this is an ode to LA and it’s former glory with the Raiders.  Here we have some shitty brand The Hundreds trying to cash in on LA lifestyle when those fools aren’t even from LA.  If it were more legit it would say Streetwear Kids Suck Each Other’s Cocks.

Ok I have no fuckin idea what the fuck this is about. But seriously Rockers, leave the fuckin wierd hippy raver bullshit out because this shit is so ridiculously wack that no one should be watching this garbage or engaging in any activity associated with it.

Sweet gold sb’s, are you fucking kidding me with these? Is nike finally trying to get into the drag queen market? what stupid asshole would actually wear these? probably the same asshole that’s actually still wearing gold foil allover print shirts.  These are actually a Jack’s Surf shop 50th anniversary special edition, that in itself is a fucking joke aswell.  Jack’s is not a streetwear store, it’s a fucking surf shop, do streetwear stores sell quicksilver and billabong? none that I’ve ever been in do.  So why the fuck is this bullshit considered streetwear, because Nike says so? I guess so.  Keep reading the blogs and keep buying the bullshit you stupid lame fucks.

Wow, Bounty Hunter is really pushing the racism level in streetwear to an all time high.  No one will really say anything because most people that buy streetwear aren’t really that smart.  So, Charlie don’t surf huh, I know a bunch of Viet dudes that surf, so how is this true?  What people don’t realize is that Japanese people are extremely racist, they hate Koreans, hate Viets, and pretty much hate most other Asian races.   I think I’ve seen some Asian kids working at Commissary which is one of the few stores in So cal that actually sells this garbage, I’m really hoping that they were Viet kids, that would be amazing, knowing that you’re employed by a store that sells product that is racist against you.  A company capitalizing blatantly on the Vietnam war in such a shitty manner is crazy.  But, it’s on the blogs, so keep on reading and keep on buying you stupid lame fucks.

Ok, here we go again with the smarts of people in other country writing about supposed streetwear. DC is not a streetwear brand, they’re a low budge skate brand that most streetwear kids really wouldn’t be caught dead wearing. First of, you can actually buy DC at Costco, ok rest of the world, Costco is pretty much an outlet store, it’s a big wherehouse where they sell shit in bulk. If you’re shopping for gear there you’re a cheap motherfucker that’s trying to have a look that you can’t really afford to buy the proper version off. Now, if you live in California or alot of other places in the midwest, you know the guys wearing DC wear Black socks pulled up to their knees, black dickies shorts, a wife beater or some shitty t shirt that says Mob Inc or some other crappy 909 brand. Now to those of you that don’t know, the 909 and now 951 is where Bobby Hundreds comes from, it’s riverside, the Inland Empire of CA. This is where the main thing to do is ride motorcross bikes drive jacked up trucks, and drink beer. So yes, DC is this to a t, and if you’re buying it you’re a fucking joke as far as streetwear goes, but you could be dumb enough to be supporting this shit because 2 streetwear stores that have some clout are behind it. Those 2 stores should know better, but I’m sure DC paid them to name drop to fool all you stupid fuckers out there. Keep reading the blogs and getting fooled every day.

Once again the hype peeps of the world who actually live in some far of land have no fucking clue what’s really going on here in the US, they just read shit online and think they know.  In no way is buying your shit at Urban Outfitters streetwear, if Urban Outfitters is a streetwear store than so is Metropark or any other shitty mall like store.  So kids, yeah keep reading these fucking blogs and believing them and eventually all that you love will be as mainstream as it gets and then what the fuck are you gonna do? when your dad is wearing the same shit you are.

The Hundreds who are a total innovator of streetwear are having a big sale this weekend, why? you ask would such an amazing brand be having a sale.  Well when  you sell on consignment to all the stores in the world and they all return your shit because no one wants to buy that crap that doesn’t read blogs, well yeah you have a sale.  I will give them this, they think hum, we can’t sell shit to stores because no one at retail actually wants this garbage so what we’re gonna do is borrow more money from our parents that are still in the suburbs of riverside where we came from and open up a store.  That way we can sell all this trash to all those cumsluts that read our stupid blog and believe the moronic hypebeast. If you’re lucky maybe you’ll get one of their sweet public label pieces, who wouldn’t be excited to get a generic piece of trash with some shitty embroidery made in china but designed with much less detail than quicksilver and billabong or any other brand that pretty much make everything overseas.  The Hundreds, I salute you, for living the American dream and pulling the wool over peoples eyes via the World Wide Web.  And to those of you that buy this garbage, keep buying it, maybe Bobby will then be able to afford a house back in Riverside where he came from instead of pretending he’s from LA.

Ok first off the dudes over at Greedy Genius are fuckin colorblind, sweet choice in colors you fuckin assholes, what the fuck am I going to wear these with? How many of you out there actually have 1 t-shirt in this god awful color? Let’s also give a little mention to the fact that these lazy fucks started out by using a factory that knocked of the AF1 lower and said yeah we’ll just go with that so we won’t have to pay the mold charge to actually get our own shit set up for a lower. For all you idiots that buy this crap that have no idea, the lower is the bottom part of the sneaker and the upper is the part that goes on top that wraps around your foot. Ok, so now we have this sweet lower already done and we can add whatever we want on top. Let’s do some in pattened leather so maybe people will think its a bape spin off and let’s do them in weird crazy colors too. I saw someone actually trying these on at Barney’s Coop once and wanted to tell the guy he was a complete cumdumpster if he was gonna pay 2 bills for these travesties. I know it’s hard to break into the sneaker market, but seriously making some ugly ass fucking shoes, doesn’t help at all or maybe it does with the help all the streetwear hype websites out there.